GarbageMan

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About GarbageMan

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  • Birthday 03/12/1969
  1. I am posting this message from my garage, on mikas computer... tehehehehe
  2. Happy B-Day Biz.... Damn you're getting old.... :ThumbsUp:
  3. Doc, I might be interested in this card. My electricity went off for a bit today, and now my gaming computer wont boot up. I am thinking at this point it may be the video card. I will test this out as soon as I can and if it is the video card, then Ill buy yours since its cheaper than a new one, much cheaper... Ill let you know in a day or two so if possible, dont sell it out from under me. If someone offers and you must, then do what you must do. Otherwise I may be down for a bit because I have to be pretty frugile right now.... SoKo
  4. A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "****."
  5. How the hell do you play it. I have so far managed to arrive in a helicoptor, and that is it. Can shoot weapons, but cant go anywhere, cant make chopper move, nothing. NO enemies, nothing. So far, learning curve seems kinda steep. Or, maybe im just a noob.....
  6. Turtle's sig is one of the best sigs I have ever seen...
  7. We are now past the middle of the month, and time for our server payments will be creeping upon us very soon. So if you havent donated this month, please get your donations in. I cannot express enough how vital this is for the continuous growth of our clan. For those of you who have never donated, and wish to, you need a paypal account, which is easy to set up. Then, just make a payment to rdt-amt@cox.net. Put in the comments section whether or not the donation is for farcry or bf2. Thanks
  8. Will someone please find the old World of Warcraft video on line before its too late for killa. He is sinking fast.....
  9. Subject: The Midget. . . The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left giggleberry and told the Midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doc, and as he put his finger under the right man-meatball, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching. The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?" The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots
  10. Respond to what? What do you need responding to. If you need something, ask and ye shall recieve......
  11. GOOD TO GO BLOODTHIRSTY.....
  12. TRY AGAIN QUARTZ. DOESNT LOOK RIGHT. TAKE A LOOK.....
  13. OK, I HAVE ADDED MANY OF YOUR STATS TO LINK TO YOUR NAME ON OUR ROSTER PAGE. I NEED EVERYONE TO CHECK TO SEE IF YOUR STATS PAGE IS THE CORRECT ONE, IF YOUR STATS PAGE ISNT LINKED TO YOUR NAME, THEN I NEED YOU TO LEAVE ME YOUR BF2S STATS URL SO THAT I CAN LINK IT FOR YOU. IF YOUR LINK GOES TO THE WRONG PAGE, THEN POST THE LINK SO THAT I CAN CHANGE IT FOR YOU.... CLICK THE RED ROSTER ON THE TOP OF THE WEBSITE, THEN FIND YOUR NAME, AND CLICK IT. IF NOTHING HAPPENS, I DONT HAVE YOUR STATS PAGE. IF IT GOES TO THE WRONG STATS, THEN I GOT YOUR STATS PAGE WRONG. IF IT GOES TO THE RIGHT PAGE, THEN I DESERVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE...:bravo:
  14. Ok Assassin, your name has been linked to your stats page. Click your name on the BF2 roster page, and it will take you to your BF2s Stats.